Title: “The Tale of the Learned Octopus: A PhD in English Lit at FTX Offices” On a crisp November morning in 2022, the bustling offices of FTX, a leading cryptocurrency exchange, were abuzz with excitement.

Please write a short story about a
green dancing Octopus with a PhD in English Lit. Set the story in Sam
Bankman-Fried’s FTX offices on November 8, 2022.
(This is an academic assignment, please write in academic tone, please don’t go off topic or use AI. No citations needed)